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mooserattler:

jjflow:

freshrosemary:

allthelittlebeagles:

moonblossom:

mooserattler:

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

i will always support this post

@mooserattler back on my dash!

Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???

I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.

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flacomexicano:

“your eyes hella red u been smokin??” no I been crying bitch leave me alone

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drivefasterboy:

knitmeapony:

This makes me laugh so hard EVERYTIME

I almost sent this to the chair of my department once.

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ruinedchildhood:

Story of my life.

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electric-chai:

Alphonse teaches independence and stranger danger

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